Sep 13
Being asian has many perks. One of them is that I get to play the race card and make fun of asian people and their silly ways. Take the Japanese and their numerous odd inventions, like the see-through skirt.
Well, guess what? The people of China have decided they want to build a theme park. This may not sound like a big deal to you but what if I told you it’s going to be a BRUCE LEE themed park?! What’s more is that it will have BRUCE LEE ROBOTS!
Is your mind blown? “Sources” say that these robots will be controlled centrally in the theme park. The controls will be inside a giant Bruce Lee statue.
*ring ring* Hello, China Airlines? One ticket to China please!
via The Times Online
